My first experience as a Cosco Member

Ok, so I haven't updated my blog in a looooong while...but I made some time to do so tonight...and this one's quite an amusing one...worth the wait, really! I've been meaning to post this up for a while now too!

A little over a month ago, I went to get a membership at Cosco (A wholesale place) and I had to get a photo taken for my ID membership. Who knew that when I went into the store, looking like the picture on the right, that I would come out looking like the picture on the left!!!!

YES, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS MY COSCO MEMBERSHIP PHOTO ID!!!! AND GO AHEAD...LAUGH ALL YOU WANT, BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HAD A GOOD ONE! EVEN I DID!

Seriously, don't I look like trash, with the mullet hair-do and what seems like missing teeth!? And don't you just love the chipmunk cheeks?! Honestly, couldn't Cosco afford a real digital camera, with somewhat decent quality!?

Too bad I couldn't get a sharper quality picture of it -not that it's in sharp, good quality itself! But you should really check out the photo in real life if you have a chance...it's not even photo quality...it's got those dots to fill in the different color tones to make out what I "sort" of look like. Honestly, you can't even tell that's me!

I brought the ID card to Michelle and Byron's housewarming party a few weeks back, just to show everyone since it's probably the worst picture I've ever had taken of myself - and everyone, especially Michelle, could NOT stop rolling on the ground and laughing (remember Miche?!). OmG, it's like one of those pictures that is TOO ugly, but you can't help but look at! While we were laughing so hard at my picture, my friend Joanne pulled out her Cosco card...and hers was *just* as bad...she even said herself that her "chipmunk cheeks" made her look like she had not "swallowed" (if you know what I mean!)

So of course, I needed to post up the picture for all those who have heard about the "Cosco" Chinese Trash picture...nice one eh!? Think it could make it to some Mullet Photo Blog, or land me a part on Trailer Park Boys ? If not, at least it will be good party entertainment material!!! :oD