I DARE YA
*Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone 'Code 3 in house wares ' and see what happens.
*Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
*Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
*Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "Pick me! Pick me!"
*Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
*Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away
Lon, this one's for you: Do the Orx Song (for those of you who are wondering what the hell the Orx Song is...it is basically screaming in a bloody high pitched voice "Kill the Orx, Slay the Orx, Desssstrooooy theeee ooooorx!")It's really amusing, especially when Lon does it, because he does it best.
Disclaimer: This site is not held responsible for any damage resulting from such activities listed above.
*Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone 'Code 3 in house wares ' and see what happens.
*Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
*Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
*Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "Pick me! Pick me!"
*Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
*Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away
Lon, this one's for you: Do the Orx Song (for those of you who are wondering what the hell the Orx Song is...it is basically screaming in a bloody high pitched voice "Kill the Orx, Slay the Orx, Desssstrooooy theeee ooooorx!")It's really amusing, especially when Lon does it, because he does it best.
Disclaimer: This site is not held responsible for any damage resulting from such activities listed above.
posted by Dan&Roz @ 7:47 PM
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